Tag: humor
member name: The Militant Moderate
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January 02, 2008 07:59 PM EST --
"I believe we are called to do the hard work to make ourcommunities and quality of life a better place."
George W. Bush, January 2005
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December 28, 2007 05:49 PM EST --
Also from Arlo Guthrie's Pause of Mr. Clause
During these hard days and hard weeks, everybody always
has it bad once in a while. You know, you have a bad time of
it, and you always have . . .
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May 02, 2009 07:29 PM EDT --
It was this kid.
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March 05, 2008 05:25 PM EST --
And that George W is the Sorcerer's Apprentice!
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November 21, 2007 09:29 AM EST --
Last year, during a cemetery tour, a friend of mine offered to take my picture standing by a gravestone. He didn’t know the front of the camera from the back, but he took a great picture. . . .
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November 29, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day
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August 24, 2009 08:20 AM EDT --
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into . . .
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May 15, 2009 09:55 PM EDT --
My butt must be smaller - it sure got kicked this morning.
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August 29, 2009 09:05 AM EDT --
Memories
Two elderly people living in Ft. Myers , he was a widower and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the . . .
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September 11, 2009 06:14 AM EDT --
The Choice
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. . . .
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October 30, 2009 07:26 AM EDT --
DUMB THINGS
ONE:
Recently, when I went to McDonald's, I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets. . . .
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January 28, 2008 07:18 AM EST --
I apologize in advance for this. I couldn't pass it up.
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea. I know how we can win back middle America . . .
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January 10, 2009 08:19 AM EST --
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal Mart. The husband
picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you are doing?" asks the wife. "They're . . .
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March 24, 2009 06:28 PM EDT --
Maybe
But
You never see them together.
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May 13, 2009 03:46 PM EDT --
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a . . .
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December 11, 2007 07:44 AM EST --
In his monologue Saturday, Michael Feldman said,
"Barrack has a new strategy: throw a pail of water on Hillary and take her shoes."
Monologue Here
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March 25, 2009 03:18 PM EDT --
got me 180 presents
for my
60
th birthday
60
pieces of eclipse gum
60
(used) golf balls
and
. . .
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May 06, 2009 07:37 PM EDT --
I saw on CNN this morning that
Stormy Daniels
is considering running for the US Senate in Louisiana.
She’d have my vote!
Meanwhile, . . .
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May 13, 2009 04:47 PM EDT --
The following conversation is from an episode in
T he Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove - By Christopher Moore
Kendra , Warrior Babe of the Outland, aka Molly Michon the town crazy lady, opened . . .
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May 13, 2009 06:14 PM EDT --
My sentiments exactly!
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=227325&title=the-pageant-of-the-christ
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