Tag: humor
member name: The Militant Moderate
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January 02, 2008 07:59 PM EST --
"I believe we are called to do the hard work to make ourcommunities and quality of life a better place."
George W. Bush, January 2005
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November 29, 2008 08:05 AM EST --
Army Holds Annual 'Bring Your Daughter To War' Day
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November 19, 2009 08:01 AM EST --
I don't care what Urban Legends says!
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December 07, 2009 08:40 PM EST --
From today's Onion calendar.
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January 28, 2008 07:18 AM EST --
I apologize in advance for this. I couldn't pass it up.
Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, 'Bill, I have a great idea. I know how we can win back middle America . . .
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May 02, 2009 07:29 PM EDT --
It was this kid.
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November 21, 2007 09:29 AM EST --
Last year, during a cemetery tour, a friend of mine offered to take my picture standing by a gravestone. He didn’t know the front of the camera from the back, but he took a great picture. . . .
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January 29, 2008 07:37 AM EST --
This explains it all.
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."
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August 24, 2009 08:20 AM EDT --
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into . . .
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November 14, 2009 08:02 AM EST --
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January 02, 2008 03:27 PM EST --
In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she
will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming
Sunday. She claimed she is qualified to be starting
. . .
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September 29, 2007 09:32 AM EDT --
During a trial, in a small Missouri town, the local prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the . . .
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November 21, 2007 08:57 AM EST --
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as
when they were younger. When you notice . . .
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December 28, 2007 05:49 PM EST --
Also from Arlo Guthrie's Pause of Mr. Clause
During these hard days and hard weeks, everybody always
has it bad once in a while. You know, you have a bad time of
it, and you always have . . .
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March 07, 2008 05:00 PM EST --
Playing racquetball this morning I hit myself in the face with my own racquet. I knew my lip was bleeding but was too embarrassed to stop and check it out.
After a couple of minutes, Gene said "you're . . .
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November 21, 2008 05:31 PM EST --
I was at the Mall with my 5-year-old grandson last week and we got separated. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!" "What's he like?" asked . . .
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December 01, 2008 05:19 PM EST --
But what a sneaky way to do it!
Video HERE
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December 05, 2008 07:03 PM EST --
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January 08, 2009 09:29 AM EST --
They talk; they connect; they end
Up leaving together.
They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment.
She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled . . .
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January 10, 2009 08:19 AM EST --
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal Mart. The husband
picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you are doing?" asks the wife. "They're . . .
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